Volume 2, Issue 1: Dry or Damp, OMSI too
C R A F T
DRY JANUARY, DAMP YEAR
At John's, we recognized early on that the rise of non-alcoholic craft beverages wasn't just a trend—it was a lasting shift in how our customers enjoy drinks. Four years ago, we embraced this evolution, staying true to our roots in craft, whether beer, wine, cider, or non-alcoholic options, and devoted energy into sourcing and promoting craft (Wilderton, Tropink, Roaming Nobles, All Day Coffee, Heck Brewing among many) in this new segment.
We understand that drinks are more than just beverages—they’re part of life’s most cherished moments: meals with friends, celebratory toasts, and thoughtful gifts. That’s why we’ve championed intentionally crafted drinks across the ABV spectrum that elevate these experiences.
"Dry" is just another layer of the craft world we love, and we’ve proudly supported it from the start. Whether fully "dry" or "damp," our focus remains on delivering the best to our community, our friends.
This week we have profiled a number of interesting Non-Alcoholic drinks to demonstrate the incredible options we continue to bring to the shelves - you will be hard pressed to find more selections anywhere.
Cheers, friends!
C U R I O S I T Y
HOFBRAUHAUS * Wolters 0.0% - Germany
All the rich, malty flavor of a classic German beer—without the alcohol! Brewed with the same traditional craftsmanship that made Hofbrauhaus a legend, this 0.0% delight is perfect for when you want the taste of Germany in your glass, minus the buzz. Prost to pure refreshment! 0.0% ABV
DAPPLED AUTHENTIC CRAFT TONIC WATER - Portland, Oregon
A premium mixer crafted to elevate your drinking experience. Portland made with all-natural ingredients, it balances a crisp, refreshing effervescence with a subtle blend of botanicals and a hint of quinine. Perfectly tailored to complement fine spirits or shine on its own, Dappled delivers a clean, sophisticated flavor profile that's a cut above ordinary tonic water. 0.0% ABV
BAUMAN’S CIDER * Non-Alcoholic Apfelschorle - Newberg, Oregon
Crisp, refreshing, and oh-so-appley! This sparkling blend of fresh-pressed apple juice and bubbly water is the perfect guilt-free sip. Naturally sweet with just the right amount of fizz—like biting into a juicy apple on a sunny day. Grab a can and make your taste buds smile! 0.0% ABV
WHITE CLAW 0% * Non-Alcoholic Premium Seltzer
All the fizzy fun, none of the fuzzy mornings. These seltzers bring you crisp, refreshing flavors with zero alcohol, perfect for when you want to "claw" your way to refreshment without the buzz. Stay hydrated, stay classy, and still feel like you're part of the party—just without the hangover handshake.0.0% ABV
LA MAISON * Tea Royal No.9 - Austria
A premium tea blend that delivers a luxurious and aromatic experience. Presents an elegant balance of flavors, combining high-quality tea leaves, herbs and grape skins with subtle floral and fruity notes, creating a refined and soothing cup. Perfect for tea connoisseurs looking for an alternative to sparkling wines, it embodies sophistication and indulgence in every sip. 0.0% ABV
DRINK MONDAY * Zero Proof Mezcal
A non-alcoholic spirit designed to replicate the rich, smoky flavor profile of traditional mezcal. Crafted with natural ingredients, it features notes of agave, earthy smokiness, and a hint of citrus, offering a sophisticated alternative for cocktails or sipping neat. “Dry, balanced & complex with lingering warmth”. Taste it this Wednesday in Beaverton. 0.0% ABV
SUPERSTITION MEADERY * Peanut Butter Jelly Crime - Prescott, Arizona
This is a peanut butter jelly sandwich in a bottle. Some would say that this is a crime against all that is decent in the world of craft beverages, but this Peanut Butter Jelly Crime offers a curiously complex & classic flavor profile that will take you back to the days when lunch came from a paper bag 13.0% ABV
W E D N E S D A Y . january 08
TRY DRY TASTING - “curiosities with zero”
MULTNOMAH . 4:30-7:00
Tasting of BEST DAY BREWING
POWELL . 4:30-7:00
Tasting of WHITE CLAW ZERO SELTZER
BEAVERTON . 4:30-7:00
Tasting of DRINK MONDAY MEZCAL
F R I D A Y . january 10
MULTNOMAH . 4:30-7:00
Curiosity Unbound Tasting
Wine Tasting with PATRICK
POWELL . 4:30-7:00
Curiosity Unbound Tasting
Wine Tasting with ALEX
BEAVERTON . 4:30-7:00
Tasting with HETTY ALICE BREWING
S A T U R D A Y . january 11
POWELL . 2:00-5:00pm
Tasting with DAPPLED AUTHENTIC CRAFT TONIC WATER
C O M M U N I T Y
OMSI is the crown jewel of Portland’s curiosity!
At John’s, we love a place that sparks discovery, and OMSI (Oregon Museum of Science and Industry) does that just about better than anywhere in town. Whether you’re exploring hands-on exhibits, catching a laser show, or diving deep into the wonders of science, it’s pure magic for all ages. A perfect mix of fun, education, and a dash of that quirky Portland charm—just like our selection of craft. (www.omsi.edu)
“Exquisite Creatures Revealed” This OMSI exhibit by native son, Christopher Marley, is a mesmerizing celebration of nature’s artistry! Marley’s breathtaking arrangements of vibrant insects, shimmering shells, and stunning natural specimens are a feast for the eyes. Through February 17th